David Matthewshttp://davidmatthews.kinja.comen<![CDATA[Ah ok, I was in the bleachers and the dragonfly swarm really cleared things out. ]]>http://deadspin.com/ah-ok-i-was-in-the-bleachers-and-the-dragonfly-swarm-r-452013323Ah ok, I was in the bleachers and the dragonfly swarm really cleared things out. I had these two teenagers behind me talking about the new Spider-Man movie, that's the only complaint I had with the crowd.

]]>Mon, 9 Jul 2012 21:21:04 GMT452013323<![CDATA[That's terrible and I would definitely have come down on them (harder?) ]]>http://deadspin.com/thats-terrible-and-i-would-definitely-have-come-down-on-452013320That's terrible and I would definitely have come down on them (harder?) had I witnessed that sort of behavior. Where were you sitting?

]]>Mon, 9 Jul 2012 19:54:15 GMT452013320<![CDATA[Lynn Hoppes's feet are light and nimble. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5905557/espn-party-was-awesome-espn-editor-reports?comment=49260780#commentsLynn Hoppes's feet are light and nimble. Lynn Hoppes never sleeps. Lynn Hoppes says that Lynn Hoppes will never die. Lynn Hoppes dances in light and in shadow and Lynn Hoppes is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Lynn Hoppes. Lynn Hoppes is dancing, dancing. Lynn Hoppes says that Lynn Hoppes will never die.

]]>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 23:37:41 GMT452058520<![CDATA[Given what we know about his drinking, politics, and uncomfortable relationship with the animals—som]]>http://deadspin.com/5904656/buzz-bissinger-is-in-our-office-and-hes-taking-your-questions-in-the-comments?comment=49168855#commentsGiven what we know about his drinking, politics, and uncomfortable relationship with the animals—some have gone so far as to call him the Dr. Doolittle of the Double Switch—how can you still rep La Russa?

]]>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:21:05 GMT494240264<![CDATA[This is all well and good until Heath Bell successfully uses Mark Buehrle's uncle in a plot to assas]]>http://deadspin.com/5889384/exclusive-former-reliever-mike-stanton-weighs-in-on-current-outfielder-mike-stanton-now-going-by-giancarlo-stanton?comment=47492050#commentsThis is all well and good until Heath Bell successfully uses Mark Buehrle's uncle in a plot to assassinate Stanton in a Dade County retirement home.

]]>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:20:36 GMT452094827<![CDATA[There are enough subtle differences in the jokes here that a joke-stealing accusation is unwarranted]]>http://deadspin.com/5829637/i-never-want-to-work-on-a-goddamn-tv-show-again-a-week-in-la-with-norm-macdonald?comment=41728464#commentsThere are enough subtle differences in the jokes here that a joke-stealing accusation is unwarranted (in my opinion). Louis CK's bit is pegged on the idea that he himself is so repulsive that if he went back in time and sexually assaulted Hitler, Hitler's self-esteem would lowered so much so that he would rather shower than invade Poland. Norm, on the other hand, is making more of a comment on how "normal" people view celebrities, saying Hitler was so charismatic that he would not only convince the assassin to abandon his or her mission, he would be charming enough to convince that would-be assassin to service him with oral sex. Different paths, different destinations. Both funny.

]]>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 21:26:35 GMT452261512<![CDATA[That is not a man toasting the demise of a younger man. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5806116/heres-the-video-where-lebron-james-takes-flopping-to-heretofore-unseen-levels?comment=39564193#commentsThat is not a man toasting the demise of a younger man. No, that is a man solemnly shaking his head, baffled at what the universe has done to him this time.

]]>Fri, 27 May 2011 16:53:18 GMT452308299<![CDATA[Yes, 'tis I. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5757102/no-a-coach-donating-his-kidney-to-a-player-isnt-an-ncaa-violation-yes-they-had-to-make-sure-first?comment=36932554#commentsYes, 'tis I. Trying to regain my fastball, or seeing if I ever really had one.

]]>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 01:46:49 GMT452376568<![CDATA[Wow. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5748220/1989s-back-and-its-here-to-blow-your-mind?comment=36448119#commentsWow. I can't believe Barry doesn't know what Don Cheadle looks like.

]]>Tue, 1 Feb 2011 01:32:45 GMT495051353<![CDATA[Confidential to the media: when it comes to profiling interesting employees of Gawker Media, it's al]]>http://gawker.com/5737813/robert-thomson-isnt-going-anywhere?comment=35779475#commentsConfidential to the media: when it comes to profiling interesting employees of Gawker Media, it's all been done now.

Somewhere, James Del punches through his pork pie hat.

#jk

]]>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 19:58:15 GMT480789539<![CDATA[Alright, thanks for the kinds words. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33487732#commentsAlright, thanks for the kinds words. I think we can all agree that it was mostly fun.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 22:32:03 GMT452427539<![CDATA[@Notyourvidis: I don't think so? ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33486938#comments@Notyourvidis: I don't think so? I can't give them away anymore though.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 22:20:05 GMT452427536<![CDATA[@Burning Down The House That Ruth Built: Fair enough. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33486912#comments@Burning Down The House That Ruth Built: Fair enough. That must've taken some work or you're a DMB fan. You've wasted enough time.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 22:19:42 GMT452427535<![CDATA[@Walk Off HBP: Not a single thing. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33486615#comments@Walk Off HBP: Not a single thing. Not a single thing.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 22:15:50 GMT452427531<![CDATA[@Achiever: He's far too big for the proverbial cardboard box with my plants and pens in it.]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33486370#comments@Achiever: He's far too big for the proverbial cardboard box with my plants and pens in it.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 22:12:16 GMT452427529<![CDATA[@TigersAwkwardHi-Fives: Not as far as I know. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33486302#comments@TigersAwkwardHi-Fives: Not as far as I know. Unless you were, of course.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 22:11:27 GMT452427528<![CDATA[@TigersAwkwardHi-Fives: Ha. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33485370#comments@TigersAwkwardHi-Fives: Ha. Not today.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:58:51 GMT452427522<![CDATA[@Stanfield's Muscle: But, it's Lauryn all the way.]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33485236#comments@Stanfield's Muscle: But, it's Lauryn all the way.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:57:04 GMT452427521<![CDATA[@The CFL Allstars: That's the spirit.]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33484985#comments@The CFL Allstars: That's the spirit.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:53:50 GMT452427518<![CDATA[@Stanfield's Muscle: Clay? ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33484938#comments@Stanfield's Muscle: Clay? I don't know.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:53:09 GMT452427517<![CDATA[@Stanfield's Muscle: No one likes Pras?]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33484671#comments@Stanfield's Muscle: No one likes Pras?

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:49:28 GMT452427514<![CDATA[@FavreFAIL: Yes. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33484600#comments@FavreFAIL: Yes. They will think they are doing what's best for their children with weird names.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:48:33 GMT452427512<![CDATA[@The CFL Allstars: This is a little too somber. ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33484385#comments@The CFL Allstars: This is a little too somber. This isn't that sad an occasion.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:46:04 GMT452427509<![CDATA[@FavreFAIL: Well, the undesirables in Williamsburg will marry off and move to Park Slope, meanwhile,]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33484338#comments@FavreFAIL: Well, the undesirables in Williamsburg will marry off and move to Park Slope, meanwhile, Williamsburg will be paved over with expensive condos. I'm sure there are similar scenarios for the others.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:45:21 GMT452427508<![CDATA[@IronMikeGallego: Forever? ]]>http://deadspin.com/5704644/well-that-was-fun?comment=33484015#comments@IronMikeGallego: Forever? No, but maybe as long as Glanville.

]]>Fri, 3 Dec 2010 21:41:25 GMT452427505